Staying up all night before college LIVIN THE DREAM
my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago
Eventually whenever Pavlov heard a bell ring he had an uncontrollable urge to feed a dog.
I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them
"Take me into the water! I’m going to chase some crabs out for you guys."
i found it
To those who don’t believe in miracles, explain this.
I…believe in miracles.
i hate it when it takes me forever to find that stupid line where you can peel the tape