if anyone can take out an ao oni, then it’s madotsuki.
uboa what are you doing back there
get out of that house right now young man
I’m not saying he’s a douchebag…
But he is.
Gender: Douchebag
Weapon of choice: Douchebaggery
Fighting style’s: Douchbending
Enemies: All nice people on this planet
I CAN’T
I CAN’T BREATHE
Profession: PROFESSIONAL DOUCHEBAG.
Affiliation: DOUCHEBAGS OF THE WORLD, DOUCHES UNITED.
OMG
BRAVO
BRAVO OMG
Allies: The Association of Douchebags
I’M DEAD. THIS IS PERFECT.
oh lord
ACTUAL DOUCHEBAG COUNCILMAN TARRLOK.
