Staying up all night before college LIVIN THE DREAM

aspergian-geek-stream:

Batfind by chochi

pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

thediaryofadisappointingman:

Eventually whenever Pavlov heard a bell ring he had an uncontrollable urge to feed a dog.

douchechesters:

I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them

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thejohnsu:

"Take me into the water! I’m going to chase some crabs out for you guys."

hapa8cellist:

spaghetticunt:

this is creepy as fuck, I’ll take 14


WAAAAAAAANT

hapa8cellist:

spaghetticunt:

this is creepy as fuck, I’ll take 14

WAAAAAAAANT

menschy:

i found it

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voldey:

thepagejakeenglish:

To those who don’t believe in miracles, explain this.

I…believe in miracles. 

hootbird:

😎

ririmon:

i hate it when it takes me forever to find that stupid line where you can peel the tape